Issue #6
SOLD OUT
but there are still copies out at distros, try the distros on our contacts sheet HERE

Wa-hoo, we made it past the mythical 5 issue barrier that floors a lot of zines, mind you it's probably cos we're too dumb to stop now, kinda like a big fan man gleefully rolling down a big grassy bank, you can't stop us, you're morbidly fancinated by our gigantic thighs, and ultimately we're gonna demolish your picnic and nick your beer;

Issue 6 is another biggun, with 64 pages, 23 zine reviews, 95 release reviews, 16 live reviews and 17 columns, all written by a collection of the most virile, witty and delicious writers. As always the whole thing is put together by yours truely (Andrew Culture) with scant regard for grammer, spelling or even typographical accuracy. There's too much junk crammed into this issue to go into too much detail here, but we have:

Stolen Ideas
Bad Advice
Prolapse
Invasion
Immature Humour
Aflightoremember
Irrational Ramblings
Internet Chaff
Fraudster Baiting
My Hair

Whilst the smart money may well go on buying your groceries or paying your rent rather than splashing out the princely sum of £1.50 on a copy of Beat Motel, I'd like you to suspend rational thought for a few moments, dig deep into your virtual pockets, remove any residual pocket fluff and grab a copy of Beat Motel Issue 6. Go on, please, I'll think you're cool, and I'm sure the opinion of someone you've never met who has questionable body odour and a poo fixation is what really matters to your life! Plus to top it all it's all printed on recycled paper, so even mother earth will want to be your friend if you guy this!

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